C.W. Bush = In rare prime-time press conf, tries to play Gary Cooper, but everybody knows he’s Quick Draw McGraw. Allies = For Old Europe it’s not about disarming Iraq but containing the U.S. The victim? U.N. credibility. Khalid - Qaeda chief faces torture, execution. Even worse: Joey-Buttafuoco-with- a-hangover mug shot. Supremes - Life without parole for stealing videos not cruel and unusual punishment? More “Les Miz” than “1776.” Dole/ Clinton + First time history, second time farce. But CW will watch Viagra versus Testosterone. D. Wells - Yankee hurler commits literary faux pas, then backs away. Next time, Boomer, read your own book.