CW Martha S. = Gets minimum five months in the pokey. Out in time for planting season! CW loved your “I’ll be back!” speech. Shaq = Good news: Trade from Lakers to Miami means won’t have to compete with Kobe. Bad: No Jack courtside. Whoopi - Loses Slim-Fast endorsement deal for vulgar Bush jokes at Dem rally. Can’t Cheney teach her some manners? B. Obama + Illinois rising star scares even Mike Ditka from running, snares convention keynote. Note from Bill: Keep it short. M. Jones = Running under a cloud, Marion loses signature 100m dash. But give her credit for long-jumping onto Oly team. Gay marriage = Senate knocks down attempt for constitutional ban. Another great moment in country’s unending “culture wars.”
