C.W. Bush = Fake turkey and cooked Brit Airways story mar PR coup. But still looks like he’ll beat the stuffing out of Dems. Baker + Bush family consigliere and Fla. re- count vet tapped to fix Iraqi economy. Will he bring butterfly ballots? Dems - Anger and dread: Dean locomotion will lead to train wreck, and no one knows what to do about it. Recovery = Economic indicators are all boffo except for the big one-jobs. They’re still in Her- bert Hoover land. Flu - Early season and deaths jack up anxiety and deplete vaccination stores. Paging Stephen King. Paris + “The Simple Life” is biggest hit since “Green Acres.” If only Eva Gabor had an Internet sex tape.