CW Bush - Hands over a shooting gallery to… who, exactly? And what happens next could determine the election. Cheney - Mr. Maturity loses cool and tells Sen. Leahy to go “F— yourself.” Thanks for bringing dignity to the capital. Wolfowitz - Bush’s biggest chicken hawk has to apologize for impugning courage of reporters in Iraq. What nerve. M. Moore + Gotcha artist’s incendiary “Fahrenheit 9/11” is sold out everywhere. Shows Lefties can propagandize, too. FBI - Promises to replace its lame computer system to prevent terror. The bureau still hasn’t. How pathetic and scary. Spaceman + Test pilot Melvill takes first private vehicle into space. Finally, something Paul Allen funds doesn’t blow up.
