“That’s crazy af!” “She’s cool AF” “You’re weird AF”

“BBG” “Bbg, class is starting in a minute!” “Bbg- I have a doctor’s appointment” “bbg since I need to do hw” “Bbg, you look so pretty!” “Bbg- I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow, so I can’t hang out. " “Hey bbg, how are you?”

“I need to go bc I need to study for the math test” “I think I did terrible on that Spanish test bc I ran out of time so I had to guess 5 problems 😔” “Bc that guy threw the ball too hard to me in football, my finger got smashed!”

“This restaurant’s BS! Everything’s terrible about it. " “BS, that’s not true at all!” “That’s bs. "

“Dm me. " “dm me for help on #12 in geometry” “DM me and I’ll tell u what happened during the party. "

“Fr” in response to an unbelievable post (e. g. “Our team won 26 to 13 for the 1st time”) “Fr! There’s no way that you got that score!” “Fr did that actually happen?” “FR?! No way!”

“He’s the GOAT player on our team!” “That restaurant’s the G. O. A. T. " “Mr. White is the GOAT teacher- he’s chad!”

“GTG!” “Gtg, English class is starting! 👋” “gtg, bye!”

“LMAO” when reacting to a funny meme “lmao what just happened??” “Lmaoo- that teacher cracks the funniest jokes ever!” “Lmaoooooo 💀”

“Ngl, that ramen restaurant was lit! 🔥” “NGL, I actually hate social studies class. " “ngl, I actually like ur outfit”

“That person’s the literal definition of an NPC. " “why are there so many NPCs in this world?? I thought they only existed in video games!” “Why are you acting like an NPC?”

“Only OGs know these cartoons from the 2000s” (a common title of nostalgia-inducing YouTube videos) “He’s so OG!” “That trend is so og”

“OMG I just saw my crush- he’s in my class!” “omg wtf just happened??” “OMFG” when reacting to something unbelievable

“ong I rlly didn’t steal ur pen” “Only thing I like abt parties is the food- ong” “ong I didn’t know the secret!!”

“That rlly happened? :O” “Rlly. . . seems pretty sus to me” “Im rlly worried rn, can someone help me?”

“I need to do hw rn, so I gtg. " “I can’t believe you eat dinner rn- it’s only 5:15 PM?? I eat at like 6:30 PM. . " “Rn? But I’m busy, so we’ll need to schedule that project meeting at a different time. "

“TTYL!” “Gtg since I have a piano recital, ttyl” “Ttyl- I need to go to science class. "

“smh, you don’t get it” “you don’t know what a meme is? smh. . " “SMH u srsly don’t get it?”

“Srsly. . . " “U should srsly consider upgrading ur jokes. . They’re not funny. " “These chips are srsly gud!”

“Stfu for once and for all! Stop arguing in our group server!” “Stfu! You’re so annoying!!!!” “STFU alr ppl”

“That’s sus. ඞ” “Are you sure that that’s what the teacher said? It sounds sus. " “You sound sus. . . are you hiding a secret? 🧐🤨”

“Rare Stacy W” (The name “Stacy” can be substituted for other names. People write W and L this way to signify who won a social media or internet argument. This person comments this because they think Stacy wins this internet argument. ) “W song btw- check it out here!” “Common John L” (the opposite of “Common/Rare (someone’s name) W”) “L reply W post”

“WTF Johnny???” “Wth did u just say. . . " “Wtf I never said that!” “WTH??”