ITEMS Conventional Wisdom George Foreman Lost the fight, but won the war for overaged fat people everywhere, Mark Spitz Lost the meet and the war (and the mustache). You’re waterlogged. Kennedy Scandals From Joe Sr. to JFK to Ted to Willie, can’t anyone keep his pants on? Audrey Hepburn Quiet, modest, elegant–a real Roman Holiday from cheesy ’80s glitz. Iran Contra 1980 hostage sellout? CW doesn’t have the stomach to find out. Richard Nixon Let’s make one thing perfectly clear: See you at ‘92 GOP convention.
