Players Conventional Wisdom Oksana (+) Teary Ukrainian orphan one-ups Americans’ hard-luck stories. Skates better, too. Nancy (+/-) Technically strong, trumps Tonya, but no one sheds tears for you anymore, moneybags. Judges (+/-) Cold-war ice bureaucrats rob Torvill-Dean, dis Witt. But right on oksana. Ames (-) FBI says murderous traitor sells out country for tract house. You paid $540,000 for that? CIA (-) Come on! The guy was driving a Jag! Intelligence is not the word for it. Polygraphs (-) If Ames could fool them, what good are they? It’s the sphincter muscles, Tonya.
title: “Cold War Redux Edition” ShowToc: true date: “2022-12-20” author: “Vernon Flores”
Players Conventional Wisdom Oksana (+) Teary Ukrainian orphan one-ups Americans’ hard-luck stories. Skates better, too. Nancy (+/-) Technically strong, trumps Tonya, but no one sheds tears for you anymore, moneybags. Judges (+/-) Cold-war ice bureaucrats rob Torvill-Dean, dis Witt. But right on oksana. Ames (-) FBI says murderous traitor sells out country for tract house. You paid $540,000 for that? CIA (-) Come on! The guy was driving a Jag! Intelligence is not the word for it. Polygraphs (-) If Ames could fool them, what good are they? It’s the sphincter muscles, Tonya.
