If you have yet to see Chuck the Condor, brace yourself. Chuck came to life after a mad scientist accidentally combined the DNA of a condor, a toucan, Big Bird from “Sesame Street” and possibly the liquid T-1000 from “Terminator 2: Judgment Day.”
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As if Chuck wasn’t terrifying enough, he also knows how to use trampolines and dunk a basketball.
How can Clippers owner Steve Ballmer be cool with this? No, Chuck has already gotten to him.
That giant, blue-beaked sociopath must be stopped at all costs.
