The Electra decision was included on a hand-scrawled ???to-do??? list on an official presidential memo pad found on President Clinton???s desk, according to a cleaning woman familiar with the memo pad. The rest of the list reads as follows:
Sign executive order for U.S. Mint to produce Clinton nickel Approve exploratory drilling of Linda Tripp???s head Quadruple pension benefits for all veterans at the Commander-in-Chief level or higher Conduct bombing raid on Henry Hyde Push through tax credits for unemployed spouses of U.S. Senators Name Vernon Jordan ???Golf Czar??? For old times??? sake, fire White House travel office again Grant amnesty for non-payment of legal bills up to seven million dollars Have cable company disconnect Spice Channel from Oval Office Order immediate price freeze on McDonald???s Super Value Meals Tell Bettie Curry she can give all those other presents back now Authorize FEMA funds for winter-ravaged homeowners in Chappaqua Name Kenneth Starr Ambassador to the Moon Arrange summit visit to Temptation Island Empty collection box in Lincoln Bedroom one last time Citing wildfire risk, order ???controlled burning??? of all Whitewater documents Establish the Department of Doughnuts Have CIA agents put shaving cream on Lucianne Goldberg???s doorknob Pardon self
