Dempsey lit up the opposition for three goals, scoring the first just four minutes into the match and made us all proud to be Americans.
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He got things going with a header to give the red, white and blue a 1-0 lead.
He added his second goal on a penalty kick to put the U.S. up 5-0 in the 64th minute.
Dempsey saved his best for last in the 78th minute.
